Vibrators are red, dongs are blue

Vibrators are red, dongs are blue

Valentine’s Day can be a perfect day to get your lover that special something that will help to create the perfect vibe, so start shopping now! At a time when you and your love are at the center of the world and your relationship is all that matters, give a gift that won’t stop even after you do! For hours upon hours of enjoyment and intimacy we have a Valentine’s gift list just for YOU! From the most memorable Valentine’s poem in history, in
Gammer Gurton’s Garland.

Roses are red and so is the flame of your Desire!

Warm up your lover with our LITTLE CHROMA. The only vibrator that can last a lifetime, offers deep, resonant vibrations. It holds any temperature you desire and comes with a patented replaceable motor and is versatile enough for internal, G-spot and clitoral stimulation.

Violets are blue but your partner doesn’t have to be!

Try our GLOW IN THE DARK DOUBLE TROUBLE GLOW BLISS. Light up their face and the night with this exciting collection of luxuriously soft Pure Skin dongs. Expose to any light source for maximum glow. This vibrating teaser will do the teasing and you can do the pleasing!

The Honey’s sweet and so are you…

We have a honey sweet and kissable gift that is perfect for your holiday travels and needs no wrapping (although you might). KAMA SUTRA PURE HEART KIT comes with four sensual body treats that are perfect for several nights of pleasure! The Pure Heart Kit includes the Oil of Love, Honeydust, Body Soufflé Vanilla Crème and Aromatic Massage Oil in Sweet Almond.

I Drew thee to my Valentine

When you draw your sweetheart closer this Valentine’s Day, make sure everything is clean and perfect for your time together. Don’t forget that your special toys need to be cleaned after every use to protect your lover. Check out our SWISS NAVY TOY AND BODY CLEANER, which is perfect for cleaning after silicone lubes.

The lot was cast and then I drew

Although we’re sure Garland didn’t mean to cast a mold, we think it would make for a memorable Valentine’s Day activity. Why not cast yours or your lover’s Johnson with this CLONE A WILLY KIT! Clone A Willy provides everything you need in the kit to mold a perfect vibrating penis!

And fortune said it shou’d be you.

Fortune said it should be you but sometimes you are your only valentine and why not get yourself something special to celebrate self-love. PDX RECHARGABLE ROTO-BATOR PUSSY is the ultimate turbo’powered masturbator that does all of the work for you! No more pumping, stroking, or squeezing - just push a button and enjoy mind-blowing stimulation developed to make you cum harder than ever before!

However you decide to spend your Valentine’s Day, we hope you create the perfect memories for you and your lover’s time together. Enjoy!

Article by Sara at JOUJOU

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